Akerele Odunayo Samuel

I had been seen different choice ladies of varied sizes and ages coming to ask after my uncle. Not only that, but he also bragged about them. I was like one day I too would have beautiful ladies like him. I thought to have a fleet of different beautiful ladies like my uncle was what makes a man a man. I have been thinking that one day I as well would catch one big fish, at least to start with. And so the D-day came. It was Saturday morning, saw a lady passing, I ran inside the house to meet with my friend who had one chinco phone (China made) because what I was using was palasa (a small, not too fanciful) phone. I thought that one was not befitting to ask for a lady number. So I opted for my friend's phone.  From my house to the bus stop was five minutes' walk. I followed her from my house to the bus stop, was walking behind her, but couldn't say a word to her. When we reached the bus stop, I stood beside her for nothing less than forty-five minutes, the same t...

I can still remember how the present governor of Ekiti state declared his ambition a few weeks to the primary election. A lot of other aspirants have started campaigning. But none knew he would still come out. Lo and behold governor Fayemi made his ambition known. He eventually won the primary election that paves way for him towards becoming the Ekiti state governor for the second term. Some people thought he won on the premise of vote-buying. That is, he bought the delegates. While this may be true. But the truth of the matter is, Governor Fayemi had started planning his return to the government house the very day he lost his second term bid to Dr. Peter Ayodele Fayose. And this stands out above all other factors or circumstances that won him the primary election.  He did not start preparing the day he declared his ambition, he started long before that time. Bishop David Abioye once said that you don't learn how to shoot a gun at the battlefront. Doing such ...

Hey guys! Being awhile here. I took some weeks off because of you. Trust me throughout these weeks you are always in the most cherished place of my heart. Nevertheless, I am back here and better. Let me quickly share with you what happened to me on my way home yesterday. On my way home yesterday evening, while sitting inside BRT, there was this young boy sitting directly opposite me. He was eating peanut but he did in an annoying way. You know the way kids eat delicious foods such that they don't want it to finish. If it's possible they'd prefer to eat it forever because it's sweet. Yes, that's exactly what happened. At last, the boy finished the peanut and nothing was left. I felt like telling him he shouldn't have finished it, but I control my anger. After all, his eating is not my eating, let me just keep quiet. How is it that people while enjoying the good things of life, they want it to be forever? They want the money to start coming in millions....