Akerele Odunayo Samuel

MY MESS! Yesterday afternoon I was terribly famished. And in the quest to quench my hunger, I motioned to the kitchen to prepare noodles and egg. It was almost half done when I reached my hand thither into the kitchen table to get egg but unfortunately I accidentally broke six eggs. Nobody was home and I didn't want anyone to know what had transpired when they come back. I cleared the mess but not yet totally wiped until I replace the broken ones. Hence I rushed out of the house bought another six eggs to replace the one I broke. Then, I confidently ate my noodles thinking no one would have a glimpse of what had happened. But when people began to come back from work they could perceive odor of egg, and I was asked did you break egg? Since I didn't want to lie I said yes. What I actually thought had perfectly covered up later show case itself. Then, I questioned myself why didn't I use deodorant to neutralize the smell of the egg? However, I wa

WHY I'M SO SURE I'LL MARRY A VIRGIN. One of my younger ones put it to me one day; "do you love to marry a virgin?" And my response to his question triggered this write up. I told him I don't have any other choice than to marry a virgin.  Even if I closed my eyes why choosing the lady to marry she would definitely still be a virgin. The guy was flummoxed by this saying. "How can you be so sure sir?" Then he narrated the story of a Pastor's daughter whose mother thought she was a virgin until a question was raised in one of their church meeting.  "While the father was preaching he asked, if you're a youth and you know you're still intact come out:  you can't imagine the depth of disappointment on both the pastor and his wife faces when they realised that their daughter didn't come out." In other words, he thought even if you want to marry in the household of faith the largest percentage of them are no longer in